"Two months later, I received a collect call from Sing Sing. Yes, that Sing Sing, the maximum security state prison north of New York City. I didn't accept the charges, of course, because I didn't know anyone who had been sent there. After all, I didn't make it a habit to seek out and befriend convicts. Whoever he was, the caller screamed over the operator as she was speaking to me. I heard him loud and clear after I rejected the call. He was threatening to kill me! He called a few more times after that, always with the same message: 'I'm going to kill you, and you won't see it coming!'

I replied "Obviously your employer didn't educate you on your subject. Two things you should know: There are a handful of alphabet agencies that have been keeping tabs on me for a very long time. In fact every phone has been monitored for decades. Even as we speak, this phone call has been triangulated and all of your information as well as all of your associate's info are being examined, right now, in real time. Your entire existence is going to be under a zoom microscope from now on, so, get ready for a shit show! By the way, you can't kill me."

He asked "Why is that?" I replied… "Because… I'm already dead!"